By:  Brad Cox

Did you know that raisins can be consumed as food instead of just sitting in that tiny red box with that hot chick on it?  God she’s freaking hot, I’d love to put my fingers in her box (get it?).  I would so eat two scoops of raisins right out of her… Anyway…  Raisins, despite being sweet and sticky, not only do not cause cavities and gum disease, but actually promote oral health. The phytonutrientss in raisins, specifically one called oleanolic acid, are highly effective in killing the bacteria that cause cavities (Streptococcus mutans) and periodontal dental disease (Porphyromonas gingivalis).

God she is smoking hot.  Way hotter than that Morton Salt girl.  Although she does hold that slutty umbrella… yeah, that’s kinda hot I’m not gonna lie.  Here’s a fun fact, did you know that it takes five pounds of fresh grapes to yield one pound of raisins?  Talk about ‘raisin’ the roof.